I did not tell my 10 year old to put on a coat outside, and then when he didn't, instead of pursuing it I let him freeze.
I did not eat at "Golden Corral". And let the kids drink pop. And Matty have 3 deserts, and the baby eat a 5oo calorie bun the size of New York, and eat a big fat piece of Chocolate pie. (because I am losing weight you know!)
I did not just wear a shirt and underware till 3:oo p.m. on Saturday, because I was too lazy to get a shower.
I did not trick Summer into taking her antibiotics by turning on Elmo and bribing her with a sucker, and using a squirter dispenser so it shot straight back into her poor little throat.
I am starting to feel bad about myself now! Maybe I am not meant to do this Not ME Mondays:(
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